Tuesday, August 31, 2010

a few pics of the travels =]

mileage (kilometreage?) at start of journey

waiting to be let into the ferry terminal at Dover


not my VIP lounge...

my personal VIP lounge


posing next to my personal porthole in my personal VIP lounge

a nice pic of an idyllic-looking German road...


service station... looks similar from the outside but inside bears no relation to a British one...

"Yeah, I quite fancy a pack of Mentos, but then again, I could really do with a shot of Jaegermeister"....
... Er, yeah. We're definitely not in England anymore.


We've arrived, but poor Rubychen still has NO idea what the heck is going on!


A gap in the rain!!!!!!!

a slightly romantic picture of the shower block =]

things that are different/weird in Germany.

1. Trees EVERYWHAARR. The town doesn't even look like a town, it looks like a village in a forest that just takes a bit longer to drive through than you'd expect of a village.

2. NO SIGNPOSTS ON CAMPUS. Yes that's right. No sign to Reception, no sign to the Library... Hell, not even a sign on the OUTSIDE of the buildings. THAT'S RIGHT. I'm in some sort of snackbar that puports to be near the Library. But I have no way of telling what this place actually is. NO. FRICKIN'. SIGNS. I'm working at the Institute for Polymerkwerkstoffe etc. but all it says outside is a big "6". WTF. The only way I found the International Office was by the large crowd of foreign student-y looking chaps and chapesses outside. Seriously. No signs AT ALL. 0_o

3. Driving on the wrong side of the road. :P

4. People are either VERY helpful or VERY rude. Like, going out of their way to be extra nice and ensuring you have everything you need. Usually in semi-perfect English. That or crossing the street to avoid you, while scowling like a scalded cat.

5. Aldi has pretty much all the food it has in England... only at 2/3 the price and 3x the amount of sausage you'd expect. Also, they lack decent cheese. It's all Gouda or Emmental. Yeuuuuccchhhhh. And the chocolate is inexplicably mostly dark chocolate. I had to root around for the milk choc, behind all the "bitter" stuff. But then I spied Kaffee Creme, which is om-nom-nom white chocolate on a layer of om-nom-nom milk coffee-flavoured chocolate. Om nom NOM.

6. They have furry Ugg-style boots here too =] although I seem to be the only person wearing them.

7. They have dog parking places - No, seriously.  Pic to follow!!

8. It's so clean, even the builders put down dustsheets to protect the pavements. Yes, there are dustsheets under the scaffolding to protect the PAVEMENT. Crikey!!

Friday, August 27, 2010

I'm on a boat!!

Being talked to by a German businessman in the VIP lounge... Thought it would be a good idea to "get away from the riff-raff" in 1st class but... The ferry's so posh inside, this lounge is positively intimidating. I even have my very own "Bond Villian" leather swivel chair, complete with footstool and power point. And the free coffee is actual coffee, served in an actual coffee cup with saucer. OMG. I'm officially in shock.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Leaving York

is so hard to do. I find myself coming up with all sorts of little niggly things I really must do before I leave. In a risible attempt to put off the inevitable, I decide that I really must...

As if it made any difference at all.

To write about concrete, physical things... Umm. Not my forte. Not nearly earthy enough to consider simple objects to be of any particular importance. We're in it for the sky-high, the infinity-bound. There is a rainbow coming, living within the rain, inseperable from what is. Listen... and you just might hear it.