I'm on a boat!!

Being talked to by a German businessman in the VIP lounge... Thought it would be a good idea to "get away from the riff-raff" in 1st class but... The ferry's so posh inside, this lounge is positively intimidating. I even have my very own "Bond Villian" leather swivel chair, complete with footstool and power point. And the free coffee is actual coffee, served in an actual coffee cup with saucer. OMG. I'm officially in shock.